June 3, 2021: week 63 of COVID
We’re now stepping into June and the beginning of summer, I’d like to share a few more ideas for new spiritual practices as suggested by my colleague in ministry, the Rev. Linda Kurtz, who serves at the First Presbyterian Church of Lexington, Kentucky. As we look towards a future in which those of us over the age of twelve can all be safely vaccinated, I invite you to consider changing up the way you pray and seeing if one of these practices might enrich your conversation with God.
Pray in Color
Sometimes, when we pray, we can’t find the right words. Sometimes, our minds wander and our bodies won’t stay still. Sometimes, it feels like we need to embody our prayers, to give them more than simply words as we lift them up to God.
You are invited to pray in color using these prayers for when you feel anxious from Illustrated Ministry. The document is designed to be printed double-sided. Use one coloring sheet and save the rest for later. Use them all today. It’s completely up to you. May you feel God’s presence with you this day.
Color Scavenger Hunt
Go on a color scavenger hunt in the outdoor area around your home. Using paint chips, crayons, or just the general colors of the rainbow (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple), see what you can find in nature to match each color as closely as possible. If you experience colorblindness, help those you’re with keep count of items, or specifically use bright, distinct shades that are easier for you to see. How many different colors can you find in your yard?
After you’ve finished, read Genesis 9:12-13 or Ezekiel 1:28. What do rainbows, themselves made of a variety of colors, mean to God’s people? Do you find peace or comfort in rainbows? When is the last time you saw a rainbow?
Special thanks to Colleen Earp, associate director of outdoor ministry at Camp Hanover in Virginia, for this idea!
Reflect on Rituals
Rituals are a central part of life whether it be in how meals are shared together, or how major events are marked…. Rituals give us places to be playful, to explore the meaning of our lives, and to rework and rebuild family relationships. They connect us with our past, define our present life, and show us a path to our future as we pass on ceremonies, traditions, objects, symbols, and ways of being with each other, handed down from previous generations.
— Evan Imber-Black, Janine Roberts in Rituals for Our Times: Celebrating, Healing, and Changing Our Lives and Our Relationships
Name the one ritual — religious, family, or personal — which means the most to you. Why is it so significant? How, when, and/or where did you learn it? Are you engaging in it differently in this time of global pandemic? If so, how? Has this ritual helped you navigate this time of great loss and change? How or how not?
Compare Scripture Translations
The Bible has been translated more than 450 times — and that’s just in English. Compare multiple translations of the same Scripture passage to see how it illuminates your understanding of the text.
First, choose the text you’d like to read. You might choose your favorite passage or story from the Bible. You might choose one of the daily lectionary readings. You could even open a Bible you have at home and see what page it opens to.
Then, select at least 3 translations to read the text in. We suggest starting with your go-to translation — the Bible you typically read. Then, pick 2 or more other translations. Here are some ideas of translations you might read:
- the New Revised Standard Version, which we typically read in church
- the Common English Bible, a translation finished in 2011 that has more contemporary language, but still remains very true to the original text
- The Message, a more idiomatic, poetic translation of the Bible
The easiest way to look at the same text in various translations is to visit BibleGateway.com, a free resource that allows you to search for a particular text and choose the translation you’d like to read. Simply visit the website, type in the Scripture passage you want to read, and select the translation from the drop down menu.
As you compare translations, consider which words and phrases vary across translations. How does this impact your understanding of the text? Which version do you find most accessible? What questions still remain?
May 27, 2021: week 62 of COVID
As many of you may know, I’ve been live streaming an informal Bible study on Tuesdays at 8pm since last April. We’ve read through a handful of minor prophets, the letter of 1 John, highlights from Ecclesiastes, some elements of the Creation stories, four of the biblical heroines whom I’ve dressed up as for Halloween over the years, a six part series on the history of Christmas, a Lenten series on the seven deadly sins, and, currently, a series on the ten commandments.
This week, we’ll cover the eighth commandment: thou shalt not steal.
And so I present to you: a very partial list of some of the things that my tiny six pound cat has stolen over the course of our three and a half years together:
- limes, lime essential oil, and the fork with which I had eaten a slice of key lime pie
- paring knives
- mixing bowls
- measuring spoons
- an entire baking sheet
- a sieve
- a can of baking powder
- an empty vanilla bottle
- a can of meringue powder (this series of thefts led to the house rule that cats are not allowed to bake)
- misc pieces of junk mail
- board game pieces
- pens
- corks, bottlecaps, and milk rings
- a single packing peanut
- empty toilet paper tubes
- my house keys (!!!)
- lip balms
- bottles of nail polish
- my microphone
- lemons
- oranges
- apples
- a pineapple
- a fire extinguisher (knocked it all the way down the basement stairs!)
- magazines
- tissue boxes
- onions
- DVDs
- shoes (only ever one at a time, and almost always the left shoe)
- my hairbrush (it has been batted straight into the bathroom trash on quite a few occasions)
- candles
- a lighter
- any and all cardboard boxes that have ever come into the house
- tissue paper
- a bag of almonds
- an empty milk jug
- a jar of nutella
- more than one butternut squash
- a rack of cookies that had been cooling on the counter but was then knocked to the floor and the cookies used as hockey pucks across the kitchen
- a surprisingly large chunk of an egg casserole
- a pan of brownies (one of which landed in her water fountain)
- bread
- a small vase of dried flowers
- a small bag of sugar cookies, which she not only stole but ATE (I believe that this constitutes cannibalism, for a cat named after a cookie to eat cookies)



May 20, 2021: week 61 of COVID
This Sunday (May 23) is Pentecost, a holiday celebrated as being the birth of the church, the day when we remember the Holy Spirit coming down among us like a rushing wind and dancing like tongues of fire over our heads. The color of Pentecost is red, and you are encouraged to wear red as we worship together in our homes and as we gather over zoom.
In previous years, we’ve done a lot more for Pentecost than just wearing red. For my first Pentecost at Peoples, we closed the service with a fire drill at the benediction. Carolyn has created lovely art installations to remind us of the flames of the Holy Spirit, there have been special flowers and special music, and we’ve had lay readers share the scriptures not only in English, but in Spanish, Italian, French, German, Hebrew, and Greek.
How can we make this Pentecost special?
To celebrate Pentecost as the “birthday of the church,” you might bake a birthday cake (if you live alone, like me, you might try the microwave red velvet cake that I made last year in a mug), put up some streamers, or read about the history of Peoples Presbyterian Church.
To reflect on the Holy Spirit as a rushing wind or the breath of God, you might blow up a balloon, assemble a pinwheel, blow some bubbles, fly a kite, or just go outside and find a breeze.
To reflect on the Holy Spirit as the tongues of flame that rested on the heads of the apostles, you might light a candle, start up the grill, or print and color this Holy Spirit coloring page.
To reflect on the gift of languages, and the many different ways in which people pray to God around the world, you might read the Lord’s Prayer in another language.
And, of course, please find something red to wear as you join us for worship over Facebook Live on Sunday at 10am, so that we can celebrate Pentecost together, even though we are still separated.
Italian
Padre nostro, che sei nei cieli,
sia santificato il tuo nome,
venga il tuo regno,
sia fatta la tua volontà,
come in cielo così in terra.
Dacci oggi il nostro pane quotidiano,
e rimetti a noi i nostri debiti
come noi li rimettiamo ai nostri debitori,
e non ci indurre in tentazione,
ma liberaci dal male,
perché Tuo è il regno
e la potenza e la gloria in eterno. Amen.
German
Vater unser im Himmel,
geheiligt werde dein Name.
Dein Reich komme.
Dein Wille geschehe,
wie im Himmel so auf Erden.
Unser tägliches Brot gib uns heute.
Und vergib uns unsere Schuld,
wie auch wir vergeben unsern Schuldigern.
Und führe uns nicht in Versuchung,
sondern erlöse uns von dem Bösen.
Denn dein ist das Reich und die Kraft
und die Herrlichkeit in Ewigkeit.
Amen
Spanish
Padre nuestro, que estás en el cielo,
santificado sea tu nombre,
venga a nosotros tu reino,
hágase tu voluntad
en la tierra como en el cielo.
Danos hoy nuestro pan de cada día,
perdona nuestras ofensas,
como también nosotros perdonamos a los que nos ofenden,
no nos dejes caer en la tentación,
y líbranos del mal;
porque tuyo es el reino, el poder, y la gloria,
por todos los siglos. Amén
French
Nostre pere, qui es es cieux,
Ton Nom soit sanctifié;
Ton règne vienne;
Ta volonté soit faite
ainsi en la terre comme au ciel;
Donne-nous aujourd’hui nostre pain quotidien;
Pardonne-nous nos péchés,
comme aussi nous pardonnons à ceux qui nous opnt offensés;
Et ne nos induis point dans la tentation;
mais délivre nos du malin.;
Car a toi appartient le règne,
la puissance et la gloire à jamais. Amen.
Latin
Pater noster, qui es in cœlis;
sanctificatur nomen tuum:
Adveniat regnum tuum;
fiat voluntas tua,
sicut in cœlo, et in terra.
Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie:
Et dimitte nobis debita nostra,
sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris:
et ne nos inducas in tentationem:
sed libera nos a malo.
Quia tuum est regnum,
et potestas, et gloria in saecula. Amen.
Greek
Πάτερ ἡμῶν ὁ ἐν τοῖς οὐρανοῖς·
ἁγιασθήτω τὸ ὄνομά σου·
ἐλθέτω ἡ βασιλεία σου·
γενηθήτω τὸ θέλημά σου,
ὡς ἐν οὐρανῷ καὶ ἐπὶ τῆς γῆς·
τὸν ἄρτον ἡμῶν τὸν ἐπιούσιον δὸς ἡμῖν σήμερον·
καὶ ἄφες ἡμῖν τὰ ὀφειλήματα ἡμῶν,
ὡς καὶ ἡμεῖς ἀφίεμεν τοῖς ὀφειλέταις ἡμῶν·
καὶ μὴ εἰσενέγκῃς ἡμᾶς εἰς πειρασμόν,
ἀλλὰ ῥῦσαι ἡμᾶς ἀπὸ τοῦ πονηροῦ.
Ὅτι σοῦ ἐστιν ἡ βασιλεία
καὶ ἡ δύναμις καὶ ἡ δόξα εἰς τοὺς αἰῶνας. ἀμήν.
Brazilian Portuguese
Pai nosso, que estais no céu
Santificado seja o Vosso nome,
Venha a nós o Vosso reino,
Seja feita a Vossa vontade,
Assim na terra como no céu.
O pão nosso de cada dia nos dai hoje.
Perdoai as nossas ofensas,
Assim como nós perdoamos a quem nos têm ofendido.
E não nos deixeis cair em tentação,
Mas livrai-nos do mal,
Pois Vosso é o Reino,
o Poder e a Glória. Para sempre. Amém.
Polish
Ojcze nasz, któryś jest w niebie,
święć się Imię Twoje.
Przyjdź królestwo Twoje.
Bądź wola Twoja,
jako w niebie tak i na ziemi.
Chleba naszego powszedniego daj nam dzisiaj.
I odpuść nam nasze winy,
jako i my odpuszczamy naszym winowajcom.
I nie wódź nas na pokuszenie,
ale nas zbaw ode złego.
Albowiem Twoje jest Królestwo i moc, i chwała
na wieki wieków. Amen.
Russian
Отче наш, сущий на небесах!
Да святится имя Твое;
Да приидет Царствие Твое;
Да будет воля Твоя и на земле, как на небе;
Хлеб наш насущный дай нам на сей день;
И прости нам долги наши,
Как и мы прощаем должникам нашим;
И не введи нас в искушение,
Но избавь нас от лукавого.
Ибо Твое есть Царство и сила и слава во веки.
Аминь.
May 13, 2021: week 60 of COVID
The Feast of the Ascension falls this week, when, forty days after the resurrection, Jesus (appropriately enough) ascended into heaven. Last year, some of my colleagues and I put together a video telling an apocryphal story as written by the Rev. Dr. Lori Walke that dates back (more or less) to the Desert Fathers. It was a fun project and I’d like to share the story again.
The Gospels tell us in a few different ways the story of the ascension of Jesus, the story of his rising to higher ground. The story even spills into the Book of Acts. Perhaps you cannot recall one of the specific versions, so let me refresh your memory. Now, I don’t know if this is exactly how it happened, but I know that this story is true.
After Jesus died, he began appearing to his friends. This, of course, usually happened when a group of them got together to talk about him – retelling his jokes and remembering what Jesus taught them. On this particular day, a really large crowd of his friends had gathered, and what do you know, Jesus showed up, too. He began to teach them, saying, “Resist! Pray for enemies! Turn the other cheek! Go the extra mile! And of course, love one another. Every single other.”
When he had said all this, a voice from the heaven boom, “ASCEND!” And so, he did. He spread out his arms, looked up to heaven with a smile, and slowly began to rise.
The disciples watched, stunned, and suddenly, Mary, realizing what was happening, gave a shout, backed up to get a running start, and LEAPT up to grab Jesus’s ankle. “I’m coming too!” she cried. John, seeing what was happening, jumped up and grabbed Jesus’ OTHER ankle. Jesus, slightly concerned, stopped and looked down at them and then back up to heaven and asked: “God, what do I do?” And God said, “ASCEND!” And so, all together, holding on to one another, lifting each other up, they all began to rise.
Now the other disciples, seeing Mary and John rising with Jesus, they wanted to go, too, so suddenly all of Jesus’ friends are jumping and grabbing onto their ankles, and Mary and John and Jesus reached out to pull them up until there was a small pyramid of people swinging from each other in the sky. A little alarmed, Jesus asked again, “What do I do, God?” Again the voice from heaven BOOMED, “ASCEND!” And all together, holding on to one another, lifting each other up, they all began to rise.
Then people from all over, folks who had seen Jesus’ miracles or heard him preach, people who had seen the friends of Jesus feed the hungry and show kindness, they began to jump up and grab onto the lower most disciples, and slowly, all together, holding on to one another, lifting each other up, they all began to rise.
But a little girl way at the bottom shouted, “Stop, wait! I want to bring my dog!” And Jesus, WAY up at the top yells back down, “Try to hurry – I don’t know how this works!”
So the little girl, still scanning the horizon, reached out and grabbed a tree and the branch held on tight. Everyone kept rising and the tree began to rise too, and it looked like the tree would be uprooted, but the tree curled its toes and held on tight to the earth. And the earth started to rise, too, but it reached out to the sea, and the sea grabbed hold with its waves and HELD ON tight and no one let go and slowly, all together, holding on to one another, lifting each other up, the whole world was drawn closer to God.
May 6, 2021: week 59 of COVID
As we step into May and the weather starts to warm up (woo hoo!), I’d like to share a few more ideas for new spiritual practices as suggested by my colleague in ministry, the Rev. Linda Kurtz, who serves at the First Presbyterian Church of Lexington, Kentucky. As we look towards a future in which we can all receive vaccinations and rebuild our lives together, I invite you to consider changing up the way you pray and seeing if one of these practices might enrich your conversation with God.
FEEL GOD’S BREATH
Sunday, May 23, is Pentecost, the liturgical holiday where we celebrate the coming of the Holy Spirit and the birth of the church. Pentecost is a time to experience ruach , God’s breath, God’s wind flowing through our lives. This month, as we prepare for Pentecost, head out onto your balcony or porch to blow bubbles and watch them fly. Witness to the good news by placing pinwheels in your window boxes or yard. Or if you don’t have those supplies on hand and would rather not procure them, simply step outside and feel the wind on your face.
REFLECTION ORIGAMI
Let the ancient art of origami guide your reflections on prayer and God. Composed of the Japanese words oru (to fold) and kami (paper), origami has a rich and complex history that spans culture, class and geography. According to PBS’s Independent Lens , paper was first invented in China around 105 A.D., and was brought to Japan by monks in the sixth century. Handmade paper was a luxury item only available to a few, and paper folding in ancient Japan was strictly for ceremonial purposes, often religious in nature. By the Edo period (1603–1868), paper folding in Japan had become recreational as well as ceremonial, often featuring multiple cuts and folds. It came to be regarded as a new form of art that was enabled by mass-production of paper.
Written instructions for paper folding first appeared in 1797, with Akisato Rito’s Sembazuru Orikata , or “thousand crane folding.” Europe also has a tradition of paper folding that dates back to the twelfth century or before, when the Moors brought a tradition of mathematically based folding to Spain. The Spanish further developed paper folding into an artistic practice called papiroflexia or pajarita . By the 1800s, kindergarten-aged children in Europe and Japan were learning paper folding.
Perhaps you learned paper folding at that age, too. Today, make yourself a chatterbox (also known as a fortune teller or salt cellar) that will encourage reflection on God and prayer. Here is your template (a printable version is also included). Want to fold from scratch? Here’s a helpful video tutorial.
After you make your origami, use it yourself and reflect on the questions posed. You might also use it with others, asking them to reflect. This is a great activity for all ages, including kids!
LIGHT A CANDLE AND PRAY
When we pray, we often light candles, as a reminder of the light of Christ and as a familiar ritual to help bring our minds into a space for prayer and meditation. After you’ve prayed, you might take a picture of your candle and post it to social media. Share the light of Christ with your Facebook friends or Instagram followers. Remind them that God’s light shines in the darkness, and the darkness will not overcome it (John 1:5).
CHALK NOTES
Encourage your friends, neighbors, and/or those who walk by your house with sidewalk notes and rocks of encouragement. Chalk your driveway, your sidewalk, or your garage door with words of encouragement for those who pass by. You might also paint some rocks to take out on a walk that have words of encouragement, leaving them in yards and planter boxes as you go. See how you might spread encouragement in these simple ways.
April 29, 2021: week 58 of COVID
Sometimes, when I’m stuck writing a sermon, I’ll take a tea break and see if I can find one on YouTube that might inspire me. It’s a very hit or miss strategy. But one thing that almost always happens is that my search results pull up a long list of sermons preached almost exclusively by middle-aged white men. When a woman shows up in a thumbnail, more often than not, she is giving a children’s message, not a sermon. I’ve been trying this technique for three and a half years now, and I can tell you the exact number of times that I’ve come across a sermon by a fellow young clergywoman:
Once.
It was one time.
When none of the voices I find online sound anything like mine, it’s a lonely feeling. It’s an echo of all the conversations I’ve had when people have assumed my clerical collar was a costume, or told me that I would never be a “real” pastor, or openly expressed shock that any woman would ever be “allowed” to preach (which is a thing that women have done for centuries, but never mind).
And it makes me wonder what other voices we aren’t hearing.
As you may know, I’m a big fan of the Academy Awards, and Oscars night is basically my super bowl. For over a decade, I’ve dressed up, paper and colored pencils in hand to sketch out my favorite dresses, and compared my predictions to the final results. I usually get about 16/24 right (which was what I got this year as well, in part because this year I decided to mark my preference rather than my prediction in categories where I couldn’t make up my mind).
I love movies, especially when they are made and written well. One of the things I love about the Oscars is having a reason to watch a bunch of movies that I might not otherwise have seen. Over the years, there have definitely been a few movies that I didn’t remotely enjoy and still don’t think deserved awards, but there have also been quite a few that I think about often.
Historically speaking, there have been many stories that Hollywood has chosen, for whatever reason, not to tell. It often makes me wonder what other stories we aren’t seeing.
Since last August, I’ve had a hard time putting into words the feeling of loss I have following the devastatingly early death of Chadwick Boseman to cancer at the age of 43. I would probably never have met him in real life, which is undoubtedly also true of any other celebrity whose career I might follow. But some people come to represent ideas and possibilities much bigger than themselves, which is certainly true for Chadwick Boseman, the actor who, to my great surprise and ire, was NOT posthumously awarded the Oscar for best actor this past weekend. Although he would have deserved it based on his work in Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom (the film he was nominated for), the Academy might also have considered the impact he has had in the world in general and in Hollywood, specifically. He first took on the mantle of Black Panther in 2016 and starred in the eponymous movie in 2018, which meant that he was an actor of color playing an extremely powerful superhero AND king in a movie that celebrated African culture and vision without assuming that an ideal society would be based on European imagery. That’s the kind of story that hadn’t ever been told before, certainly not in a huge budget mainline film.
All of this is to say that this year’s awards stirred up in me a complicated mix of sadness and regret for all the voices we don’t hear, and all the possibilities that we’ll never know because a life was lost too soon. Giving the award to Chadwick wouldn’t have brought him back, but it would have been a very fitting way for the Academy to honor and acknowledge the stories that it hasn’t always allowed to be told.
April 22, 2021: week 57 of COVID
Prayer to Heal Racial Division
We thank you, O Lord,
For in your loving wisdom
You created one human family
With a diversity
That enriches our communities.
We pray to you, O Lord,
That we always recognize
each member of this human family
As being made in your image and beloved by you,
With worth and dignity.
We pray to you, O Lord,
That we may envision a way forward
To heal the racial divisions
That deny human dignity and
the bonds between all human beings.
We pray to you, O Lord
That we may affirm each person’s dignity
Through fair access for all
To economic opportunity, housing,
Education, and employment.
We pray to you, O Lord,
That we may have eyes to see
What is possible when we reach out
Beyond fear, beyond anger,
To hold the hand of our sisters, our brothers.
We thank you, O Lord,
For your call and challenge to us
That we may reveal your teachings and your love
Through our actions to end racism
And to proclaim that we are all your children,
heirs to your sacred creation.
Amen.
~ from the website of the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops. Copyright © 2018, United States Conference of Catholic Bishops. All rights reserved. This text may be reproduced in whole or in part without alteration for nonprofit educational use, provided such reprints are not sold and include this notice. https://www.usccb.org/about/
April 15, 2021: Week 56 of COVID
I’m back from a week off!
Obviously, I didn’t go anywhere. Well, I mean, I went to the post office, but that only became an exciting field trip because I discovered that they had dinosaur stamps that shift into skeletons when you move them around, which is pretty cool, I think.
It is possible that the past year has lowered my standard for “exciting field trips.”
After our Easter morning service, I got caught up recording and uploading sermon audio files to the website, baked some cinnamon rolls, washed a bunch of dishes, and then slept for longer than I had since Maundy Thursday. Even though I’d written everything before Holy Week, I still did over a hundred hours of work between video editing, sound stuff, graphics, webpages, etc. over the course of the week. Last year’s Good Friday service that I did with Pastor Jackie from Marble United Methodist Church was the first video editing that I had done since high school. It turned out okay, all things considered, but I’m especially proud of this year’s service in contrast to it!
I spent most of my week off sleeping, cleaning, embroidering face masks, and watching films that have been nominated for this year’s Academy Awards. The Oscars (April 25 this year) are basically my Super Bowl and I take them very seriously. I created a comprehensive spreadsheet of all fifty-six film titles, how many awards they are up for, where they can be watched online, how many I’ve seen, and how many individual nominations that adds up to (most films are only nominated for one or two categories, but some fall under as many as ten). I’ve always been particularly invested in the costume, makeup/hairstyling, and production design categories, but this year, I’m much more interested in cinematography, film editing, and sound than I have been before. Every year, I print out a ballot and make predictions for the winners in each category; I usually get about 16/24 right. I’m still carrying resentment from 2017 that the delightful (if morbid) animated short “Garden Party” lost in its category to what I considered a rather vapid sports tribute. I refused to vote for best director in 2018 on principle because Patty Jenkins hadn’t even been nominated in that category for the phenomenal work she did on “Wonder Woman.” But gosh darn it, these feelings pale in comparison to the deep rage I hold in my soul that “For Sama” (which is easily the best and most engaging documentary film I have seen in my life) lost in its category to “American Factory.” I don’t usually have passionate feelings about documentaries, but I sure as heck did last year! I haven’t finished watching the films I plan to see this year yet, so I’ve only pencilled in my votes for three categories*, but if you have any interest in any of this year’s nominees, I’d love to talk film with you.
I have a bunch more face masks sketched out or in various states of progress, but here are pictures of one with black lace butterfly appliques, a purple one with a rhinestone roughly over my real nose ring, a brown one with a sunflower that took more than four skeins of embroidery floss and many hours of French knots, and a grey one with hanging jasmine vines (one of my favorite flowers and also favorite scents).

*Do my votes count for anything? Well, no…the Academy has never sought me out as a member, so it’s all recreational. We all have our hobbies!
April 4, 2021: Week 55 of Covid

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